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Differences Between You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy. .
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. .
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority..
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed..
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. .
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing..
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around..
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick..
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. .
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Morale: Be a Boss!

hmm... just found this in my draft... this must be from (literally!) years ago when i purposely surfed the web for jokes/randomfunnystuff and quotes...

On the topic of funny stuff, i thought i'd just share the video my friend sent me just now...