The Three Critters

Once upon a time,

In the Land of Critters.

There lived three bacilus.

Their cell walls was white as snow,

And pili black as coal.

They were as close as bacteria to dirt.

When they slept, they slept together.

Everywhere they went, they went together.

There were no lonely nights, for they had each other.

They had many a

crazy adventures

and exhilarating rides

Saved in the nick of time!

and close calls together.

But alas.

One day, they were not so lucky.

The first was killed, in a giant landslide.

And the second was buried, alive.

And the third got caught in the jaws of death.

The rest of Critter Land lived happily ever after.

~The End~

English!

This post. Is just so hilarious. Totally made my day. No. 19 in particular is just such a gem. 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/annaneyman/will-will-smith-smith?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.jf11k8RMQM

Google Translate…

Is really hilarious at times...

it used to be just 李光耀, but seems like now they improved it. if you click on the translation, they give you a few choices...

and then there's this...

note: no racism intended!

内阁资政李光耀

lol

Differences Between You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy. .
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. .
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority..
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed..
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. .
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing..
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around..
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick..
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. .
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Morale: Be a Boss!

hmm... just found this in my draft... this must be from (literally!) years ago when i purposely surfed the web for jokes/randomfunnystuff and quotes...

On the topic of funny stuff, i thought i'd just share the video my friend sent me just now...